1. When I miss you, I don't have to go far...I just have to look inside my heart because that's where I'll find you.
2. Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
3. If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!
4. I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
5. Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
6. Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he believes deserves it.
7. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
8. Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
9. Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
10. I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
11. If you've got a problem with me, tell me. Don't go putting it around on Facebook and then expect me to know that you're mad at me.
12. Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
13. Better late than never, but never late is better.
14. The problem isn't forgetting YOU. The problem is forgetting the memories, and how you made me feel.
15. Can we go back to the days where it was just you & me? We were so happy back then. 
16. Carefree, no drama, just a boy & a girl who were simply crazy for each other. 
17. I miss those days. All we have now are the memories of what we used to be, & the thoughts of what could have been.
18. I want to move on. You have no idea how badly I want to get past everything and start over. 
19. But our old memories creep back into my mind and it occurs to me; I'll never be over you.
20. When I think of the last time somebody made me feel good.. the last time somebody made me really laugh... the last time somebody made me happy... I was with you.
21. There have been many people throughout my life who I have lost, but I am not sad.
22. I remember all the good times, the love, the laughter, how we pulled together through hard times and most of all, the feelings we shared. 
23. I'm sharing this on my wall to remember with a smile those special people who are no longer with me but are forever in my heart.
24. I remember the nights we spent just talking to each other, not wanting to go to sleep, living in the embrace of each others company. Now I spend my nights talking to myself, wishing you had never left, looking at the memories we created, at the dreams that were shattered the day I couldn't stop you from leaving.
25. Its kinda cool looking back and realizing how much things have changed and then it hits you how many people left when they said they would always be there for you...
26. I will go out of your life, if you can promise me that somebody will take care of you more than me... !!!